Thief
February 3, 2008 Theatre de l'Etrange No CommentsTheatre de l’Etrange
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Upon a time, the house belonged to Mr. Priest. He kept order. He kept discipline. He was wicked, sometimes, and impossible to understand, but he had a duty and an intention and a mission.
Now, Mr. Priest was gone, the Cataclysm had passed, and the house was a shambles.
Ben had seen a lot of things during his life, all of which had been within the theatre. Sure, he knew about the outside world; his mom had sometimes talked about the bright neon lights and the unrelenting sun and moon.
She’d missed nothing but the moon.
Mom was gone now. And though Mr. Priest had been nice to him, Ben never quite got over his fear of the man. Firstly, Mr. Priest towered over everyone, and especially over a boy. (Ben was fifteen now, and considered himself a man, but the first time he’d met Mr. Priest in the flesh had been on his fifth birthday.)
With Mr. Priest gone, Ben should have nothing to fear.
Yet, he found himself very, very afraid.
There had been blood. He never saw anyone bleed, never saw anyone fight, but he saw what they left behind. He saw the bodies. He heard the noise of the Cataclysm, even after Mr. White locked all the doors. Ben didn’t even know that was possible, but there it was. The doors were locked, Mr. White in charge with an iron fist.
But Mr. White didn’t know anything.
He didn’t know half the ways around the house. He didn’t know any of the secret passages, and didn’t even seem to realize there were rafters and lofts and upstairs rooms at all. Mr. White was stupid, and he believed he could control everything.
How could he control everything, eh? He didn’t even know about Ben.
A week ago, Ben found one of the most hidden doors, and went to speak to the man inside. It was calm here, and the sweet smell of his pipe was stronger here than anywhere else. (But it was everywhere else, most definitely, and always had been.) Martin held a book, though it was closed, and sat comfortably in an oversized chair. There were few hints of the violence that had wracked the house, but even Martin’s sanctuary hadn’t escaped unscathed. The walls seemed weak, less solid, and the bookshelves were warped.
“You’re the man Mr. Priest always came to see,” Ben said.
“And you’re the boy whose mother left you here,” Martin said. Despite the words, there was nothing malevolent or unkind in his voice.
“Why didn’t you do something?”
Martin took a puff from his pipe before answering. “About what?”
“Mr. Priest,” Ben said.
“I thought you feared Mr. Priest,” Martin said.
Ben nodded. “So what? He kept things the way they were supposed to be.”
“How do you know the way things are now isn’t the way it’s supposed to be?”
“Have you seen Mr. White lately?”
Martin smiled. “I have never seen Mr. White.”
“Something’s wrong with him.”
“Something went wrong with the world,” Martin told him. “The theatre did what it needed to survive.”
“But that’s just it,” Ben said. “Look around you. You don’t even have to leave here. Your walls are rotting. The house is dead.”
Martin glanced at the walls, then turned the full power of his gaze on the boy. “The house is not dead,” he said, “but you are right to think it. The house is unwell, Ben. Do you think you can do what is necessary to fix it?”
“Why can’t you do it?” Ben asked.
“It’s not for me,” Martin said. “You’ll have to leave the house. You’ve never been outside, have you?”
“No,” Ben said. “But Mr. White, he’s sealed all the doors.”
“And that’s going to stop you, is it?”
Ben grinned. “Doesn’t have to.”
“Good,” Martin said. “You know what to do, do you not?”
“Find Mr. Priest.”
“That’s a good boy.”

A week later, Ben hid in the rafters above Mr. White’s suite. The man who had taken the house had failed it, and had failed himself. He was half the size he’d been upon entering, wasting into himself, his skin wrinkled and ghostly. He mumbled a lot, talking to himself, or perhaps talking to the house. As if the house would reward him with answers. There were no answers to be found. Mr. White had brought all of this upon the house, and no one seemed able to do anything about it.
No one dared stand up to Mr. White.
They feared him. Not like they feared Mr. Priest; that had been tinged with respect, and perhaps a little admiration. The fear of Mr. White mixed with loathing, abject hatred and disgust. When Ben came back, he’d be considered a hero.
But he couldn’t come back without a key.
Mr. White had all the keys.
And Mr. White almost never left his rooms anymore. He paced in circles. He argued. He consulted mirrors and tarot cards and dice and rat bones. Someone had knocked on his door, someone Ben didn’t know, and he’d taken her in and did all sorts of nasty things to her. Cut her. Bled her. Shaved every hair off her body, and not carefully. He chanted over her, and lit candles, and bound her with what seemed like ribbons of black silk. She was still there, withering like Mr. White himself, mewling sometimes but rarely trying to move. Still bound, she couldn’t have gotten very far, anyhow.
Someone in the house missed her. Ben was sure of it.
Someone would come.
Someone would take care of Mr. White.
But Ben couldn’t wait. He needed the keys. And though the man seemed to need very little sleep, he did eventually lay himself down and close his eyes.
Ben waited. Not an hour, because he didn’t think the man would sleep that long. He shimmied down a rope ladder not too far from the tortured woman. Her wide eyes watched him. Begged for release. She opened her mouth, showing the missing teeth Mr. White had yanked out, but made no sound. She wasn’t lost. She knew sound was the enemy. If Mr. White awakened, the pain would continue, and how could she know if it’d be better or worse with someone to share that pain?
Ben glanced up after reaching the floor. The rafters were hidden in perfect darkness. It would take a man of unnatural sight to penetrate that black. The rope seemed to descend from nothingness.
How had Ben found such a place?
He’d been young. He was still young. He didn’t waste time wondering. Instead, he went straight for the keys.
There were a number of keys to the house, all on an iron ring. They were numerous, and mostly small, though a few were shaped like skeleton keys and a few were shaped like simple rods. Some were toothed, and some looked like the key his mother had kept. She’d said it had locked her bedroom door in Vegas. She’d said it was important to lock your bedroom door. She never said why.
Ben didn’t bother with choosing the right key. Couldn’t afford the time. He took them all, though he knew it was anger Mr. White. Perhaps it would give someone a chance to finally fix the usurper, to teach him some sort of lesson. Had he had it in him, Ben might’ve taken a dagger with him and slit the man’s throat.
He went back to the rope.
“Don’t,” the woman gasped. Her voice was rough, no longer human, but piercingly loud.
Ben’s gaze shot toward the sleeping Mr. White. No reaction. He said, “I can’t help you.”
“Kill me,” she said.
Ben shook his head. “I can’t.”
“I’ll scream.”
Ben closed his eyes. He wanted to help her, but he couldn’t do what she’d asked. And he couldn’t just let her go. She’d never get out. Mr. White would devour her.
Mr. White would devour Ben if he wasted any more time here.
“I’ll be back,” he promised, starting up the rope.
“No!” she cried. “Stop! Thief! THIEF!”
NEXT: MR. WHITE AND HIS ENEMIES


